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03/18/2025

‘Airport Theory’ Will Make You Miss Your Flight

Here's how to travel like a pro

If airports weren't already a hellscape, TikTok has found a way to make them worse. Welcome to airport theory, a viral delusion that suggests you can roll up to the airport 15 minutes before boarding, waltz through security and still make your flight with time to spare. No stress, no waiting, just pure main character energy.

TikTok creators like Michael DiCostanzo (@michael.dicostanzo) swear by it, documenting their dashes through high-traffic hubs like LAX, Atlanta International Airport, and post–Super Bowl New Orleans. Some viewers are sold. Others are calling "BS."

"So you had PreCheck, didn't check a bag and were at the nearest terminal? Now let's do it when it's not the optimal situation," one user commented. And, sure enough, the internet is also littered with failed attemptsvideos of forlorn TikTokers watching their flights take off without them, their carry-ons full of regret.

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